bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via heliolisk)

unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

(via officerstilinskihale)

Eternally bound by friendship and love.

(Source: peregrint, via celaborn)

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

(via snorlaxatives)

the-stray-liger:

warriorofwellness:

hellyeshaley:

These are all so beautiful and functional. 

ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.  

excellent.

it’s called

fucking

INTERIOR DESIGN

FUCK 

(Source: dmnq8, via condemnedtorocknroll)

shoebilleddinosaur:

crownedsheep:

thelordsbutt:

a-heros-final-breath:

fooboo24:

I can’t stop laughing

this is terrifying

pocahontas…. oh god and the second tangled pic

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE 

FROLLO AND ESMERALDA THO

SCREAMS

HOLY SHIT FROLLO AND ESMERELDA HAVE ME IN DANGER OF WAKING UP MY HOUSE HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: xyokee)

raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

image

(via consensualbuttflicking)

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

(Source: saladmanders, via rachym)

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH

(Source: saladmanders, via rachym)

tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

(via mosestheraven)

pepperandpals:

I thought some of you could use a little motivational birb.

pepperandpals:

I thought some of you could use a little motivational birb.

(via rachym)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via imsocoldimshivering)

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

(via rubyllious)

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

image

(via zanetheaiden)